FBI Recruit On Twitter! Funny Answers Expose How Americans Feel About Themselves!

“I’ve reviewed the comments here. It appears you have a bit of an image problem.’’

Prior to the FBI’s agenda transformation into attacking conservatives, vilifying Capitol Hill protestors, and appeasing the Biden admit, it was a staple to work for the bureau of investigation.

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That time has passed because the FBI was the centerpiece of the conservatives’ war. The FBI was had many agents involved in the kidnapping attempt of Michigan governor Gretchen Witmer, and the case seems to have the bureau look like the ones that set it all up.

Regardless of their lowered reputation, it seems that the FBI looks for fresh new talents to join their forces.

The FBI shared a call for recruits on Twitter: “In 2022, add “protecting the nation” to your resume. See what exciting careers the #FBI has to offer and apply today at. ‘

Knowing that the FBI might be behind some of the crimes on the freedoms Americans hold close, people shared an honest review of the agency.

“Add “entrapping right-wingers” to your resume and join the FBI. You’ll get to wear matching outfits, coordinate fake insurrections, and set up phony kidnapping plots with meth addicts.”


“Any luck finding out who organized and funded street riots in every major American city last year, or are you still “protecting the nation” from some shirtless lunatic wearing horns taking selfies in the Capitol?”

Another user said:” Your first three classes” Plot to kidnap a governor, lie to obtain FISA warrants, spy on the president….”

There were many other comments:

“Do you have to know how to lose evidence or do you provide training?”

“Learn how to investigate garage pull ropes 101.”

“Yes, come learn how to lose and misplace evidence to help crooked democrats.”

“What week in training does the plan and execute false flags class begin? “

“Like stoking a Capitol riot, fun stuff.”

“The comments. Pure gold. The FBI is now a laughing stock.”

“Hey, what’s up with the Vegas shooter????”

“Protecting the nation” has not been their objective for a very long time, if ever.”

“Who protects the nation from the FBI?”

“I’m going to join just to find the evidence you’re hiding.”


“Protecting the nation”? You mean “protecting school boards from loud voices” and “cosplaying what you think it means to be right-wing.” No thanks”

“I find spying on PTA parents kind of boring, so I think I’ll pass.”

“How many grannies are you going to entrap this year?”

“Do you have to be a Democrat to apply? Asking for a friend.”

“Catch the “pipe bomber” yet??”

“Will I get to try and kidnap any governors?”

“Hmm…where do we insert Ray Epps this time?”

“Are you good at instigating crimes then “solving” them? The FBI may be a good fit for you!”

“Did you find that guy that planted the pipe bombs on Jan 6? I hope you do. He must have been on dozens of surveillance cameras, right?”

“I’ve reviewed the comments here. It appears you have a bit of an image problem.”

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