Biden Finally Visits ‘On The Border’ To See What The Fuss Is All About
After hearing about the border crisis, a perplexed Joe Biden went to a nearby On the Border Mexican Grill and Cantina to see what all the noise was about. The president said he was pleased to report that there is no border problem after surveying the restaurant and enjoying the fake Tex-Mex experience.
When he entered the restaurant, he exclaimed, “I don’t see any crisis here — all delicious bottomless chips and salsa!” “There isn’t a single kid in a cage in sight, and all of the children have access to a fantastic children’s menu as well as fun crayons and coloring books. What a fantastic time for everybody!”
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Biden also mentioned that On the Border offered great senior discounts and a large selection of margaritas, which he described as a “absolute hoot of a time — it’s a real gas!”
The media praised Biden’s treatment of the On the Border crisis almost immediately, pointing out that Trump never went to On the Border during his presidency.
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez had arrived at On the Border at the time of publication to take a selfie of herself weeping.